We need an invasion, where shall we NOT invade?

[Lleena]

Brooklyn.

You?

[2the9s]

C'mon now.

Brooklyn effing rocks!

[Lleena]

If you insist on swearing, you will be snipped then banned then snipped again then banned then snipped then banned...

[2the9s]

You're out of control.

Say the word and I will perma-ban your ass!

[roodboi]

I hear Iran is beautiful this time of year...

but you will have to leave your potty mouth at home 9sy...

[Irene]

Hiya Roodboi!!! :hug: :wave:

[Jasminefire]

Nevada.

It'll keep us all out of trouble.

[ThreadBare]

:hmm2: I don't think that's totally accurate...

[Jasminefire]

okay. so where do you think we should not invade?

[PantyChrist]

stay away from minneapolis, seriously. they have gangs of berzerkers who will snatch your wallets right out of your pants in broad daylight, and it's not even illegal to do that out here. in fact, we don't have laws in minneapolis. it's like 'escape from new york', only it's not in new york. it's the twin cities. well, i can't speak for st. paul. but minneapolis is lawless and mercenary. and not in a sexy, fresh, tourist-friendly kind of way. i mean it.

[Jasminefire]

how do you survive?!?!?

[PantyChrist]

well, since you asked:

you gotta throw a tarp over your heart and learn how to frown even when you're happy. you go traipsing down the street grinning in this bum burg, next think you know you're minneapolis shark chum. it also helps to have a mohawk and to rub the insides of potato chip bags on your face regularly, so that you appear to have the skin of a zombie or mutant.

other than that, just be yourself.

[Jasminefire]

the potato chip bad thing would make me breakout.